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NEW STUFF (as of 11.03.02)
This girl walks into a bar on the 12th floor of a building and sees this realy cute guy sitting at the bar. She walks up to him and asks him what he's drinking. He replies "magic beer." The girl looks at him weirdly and says that he is crazy, that there is no such thing as magic beer. So the guy says "watch this" takes a sip and jumps out the window flies around the building three times comes in and sits back down. The girl can not believe what she just saw. So the guy takes another swig and flies around the building again. Mystafied she asks the guy if she can try. The guy says "go ahead" so the girl grabs his beer, chugs what is left. and jumps out the window falls to the ground and dies. The bartender looks up from washing the dishes and says, "Superman you're a mean drunk!"
| First Class Blondie |
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA." |
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